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what is your least favorite species of reptile

— Asked by gothpunkss

The obvious answer is frogs, but let’s be fair. Frogs have many redeeming qualities. Among other things, they’re cute and cuddly. Crocodilians are beautiful, have a well-developed sociocultural sensibility, and glow in the dark (this is no lie, they do). Snakes? Very beautiful, and they also have an air of Zen mystery about them.

Venomous snakes have a well-developed sociocultural sensibility

Lizards are neat.

Which leaves turtles. Turtles are shit. They have no redeeming features. Just little muscular blobs of bullshit. They look like they’re alive, but really they’re just ornaments. Or something.

well it appears your least favourite reptile is actually turtles, frank.


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    well it appears your least favourite reptile is actually turtles, frank.
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  5. bexorok said: Frogs actually aren’t reptiles, they’re amphibians, which is a similar taxonomic group. The main difference is that reptiles lay eggs in a hard outer shell while frogs lay eggs that have to be kept in water because they have no outer protective shell.
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